I CANT BREATHE
very small dog? puppy
very big dog? puppy
very young dog? puppy
very old dog? puppy
Tiger vs. Dustbuster
THIS TIGER IS FRIGHTENED OF A DUSTBUSTER I’M CRY
THATS THE EXACT SAME BODY LANGUAGE AND REACTION A LITTLE HOUSE CAT WOULD HAVE I LOVE KITTIES SO MUCH
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
"Get in the car princess, daddy’s taking you shopping."
"Daddy’s has to work hard today so he can spoil you later."
"That’s right baby doll, swing the mallet just like daddy showed you."
"I’m in a rush little one, whatever you want just charge it to daddy’s credit card."
i keep getting random erections today and idk why
I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.
Iggy Azalea and Classic Ranch Dressing
Snatched. From. The. Root.
its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one
ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.
that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption
when straight people talk to gays