life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

cantcatchthesloth:

the complete set of posters, made by students at New College of Florida. 

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

toastradamus:

You. Phone Home. Now.

toastradamus:

You. Phone Home. Now.

futuristictwink:

"do you like lady gaga?"

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adcahi:

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.

adcahi:

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.