You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m
why are they in a cage?
otherwise they’ll eggscape
the complete set of posters, made by students at New College of Florida.
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension
You. Phone Home. Now.
"do you like lady gaga?"
Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.
Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this
lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.